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a cube made out of bubbles, a squary drawing
squary by Patrick F.M. Brown November 4, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. A square piece of cloth (or a tissue) that a man uses to catch or clean-up his seed when making love to himself. Also known as a wank-cloth.
2. Something used to clean up jizz.
3. A rag used by sailors or other men who go a while without female contact.
4. A derogatory term for a fuck-buddy, or other short term partner.
1. Is that a squary hanging in your shower?
2. Wow this peep-show has a squary dispenser at the end of all the booths.
3. It's been three weeks since last port, today I had to put my squary through the wash because it was becoming stiff and hard like sandpaper.
4. How is that squary you have going?
Squary by 4rgum3nt July 3, 2012
It means the same as being racist.
Stop being so squary!
Squary by Okapianimal March 19, 2015

Tiananmen Square 

"Hey, did you hear about Tiananmen Square?"
"Yeah, I heard REDACTED"
Tiananmen Square by [REMOVED] August 16, 2019

Tiananmen Square 

Nothing happened in the Tiananmen Square
Friend: Yo, have you heard about the Tiananmen Square protests?
me: Yeah, it was a bloodba... I mean everyone was cheerful and there was no massacre.
Friend: What do you mean? Wait, who are those people behind you?

square marden 

Jackie Chan's comical mispronunciation of Madison Square Garden in the bloopers of Rush Hour 2.
I always dreamed to square marden.

fair and square 

Justly, precisely, or in an honest way and without any doubt.
We won the game fair and square.
She hit me fair and square on the nose.
fair and square by Coell March 15, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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