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Springtown

Springtown texas, a small town but yet elligable to read on a map. Springtown has not much features but is a great place for a small home if your looking for one. They may seem like hillbillies but there just like you, doing anything possible to get the job done. The ladies here are either well conservitive and well manored or very openly rude and disrespectful or lost.The gentlemen are worse they have little to no respect for themselves nor the woman. There is a strong fuse of marijuana here but the people who are using it are just trying to get away. There is nothing wrong with that. They are not harvard or Princeton but they do the most. However there is students there willing to work and train hard enough just to leave the enclosed town.
I appreciate what springtown high school has to offer.
by Eatshit25 May 14, 2018
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Springboard

When you floor a 6-speed until it redlines with the clutch in. then move your foot to the side (not up) off of the clutch, giving a massive burnout.
Pete springboarded his Dodge 2500 RAM until the tranny fell out
by 69BriGuy69 June 15, 2007
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Springboro High School

Overall, the worst social environment ever to exist. You will receive the college prep education you are seeking; however, unless you are a narcissistic sociopathic entitled jock who doesn't care about anything except football, hardcore drugs, cars, money, and dominating over everyone else, you will most likely end up hating your classmates and your overall experience. The high-class rich kids are most likely the teachers kids, which entails the rest of the teachers to pick them as a favorite. Furthermore, they are picked as the favorites regardless because they manipulate literally everyone, which only reinforces their egos. Also, the majority of the girls you will find are pregnant by their freshman year because they fucked the members of the football or JROTC drill team. Unless you are popular, nobody really cares about you. At school events like homecoming and prom, people fuck like they're at a rave and the principals watch. If you're a girl and you see a principal or staff member staring at you during lunch, he's probably staring at your ass. To reiterate, if you are someone who thinks you're everything but literally amounts to nothing, then springboro high school is the right school for you.
Guy 1: Dude, I just heard some chick is 15, pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.
Guy 2: I bet she's from Springboro High School

Guy 1: Fuck, that was some awesome cocaine bro!
Guy 2: Thanks, man! The captain of the Springboro High School football team sold it to me.
by g0FuCkY0uRsElF March 17, 2018
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springtoberfest

A season found only in small American towns of German or Austrian descent (on rare occasions Swiss). It is some time after the New Year and before it's well known older brother the Oktoberfest (most commonly celebrated in September). Some similarities to the traditional (American) Oktoberfest are; large amounts of sausage and beer is sold, lederhosen and dirndls are in abundance (really any folk costume is worn), a lot of music that has nothing to do with Germany other then it is played on an accordion. It is best described as an attempt to milk what little German tradition is left in 6th generation German Americans.
Jack: Springtoberfest is next weekend. You want to come?
Joel: Great, I have been itching to wear my lederhosen again. You know my great grandmothers father was of German descent, or was that Polish.
by lasana April 28, 2012
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SPRINGROSED

When you are asked out by a guy then he stands you up, calls to reschedule, then stands you up again
I was supposed to go to a movie last night but i was totally Springrosed.
by Lola Bido September 5, 2008
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Springwood conversation

A term used to describe small talk
The couple next to us were having a springwood conversation
by Gmak7515 June 30, 2018
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Ching Chong springy boi

A legend.

Example:

You have lost anakin I have the high ground.

You underestimate my ching chong springyness.

Anakin then proceeds to destroy the galaxy, becoming emperor ching Chong of the springy Senate
by ToniGthatsyou September 3, 2019
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