A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
Get the circle time spouse daymug. by Goontavious III Gonnius II January 16, 2025
Get the fouting spousemug. spouse.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the spousemug. A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 20, 2015
Get the Spouse Benchmug. (n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.
"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"
"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
by thecrotchetyoldcnic December 15, 2015
Get the Latchkey Spousemug. When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.
Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath
by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020
Get the Spouse bathmug. 