shooting the shit

To discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner. Usually with good friends and dumb topics. (aka shooting the breeze)

We sat around the campfire shooting the shit.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

Shooting roses

False compliments paid to a girl (or guy) in order to woo them.

Guy:"You've got to be a parking ticket because you've got the word FINE written all over you."

Girl: "Aww, you're just shooting roses."

Proceed to coitus.

by Cognizes October 4, 2008

Shooting Dice

when your cooking crack w da gang, while your waiting for it to cook you play monopoly and other party games

My demon time ain't nothing nice
I try not to wear nothing twice
I came up off of shooting dice

by -Shahh_skrr September 1, 2021

Splitting Cannons

Splitting Cannons: The occurrence in which an object, ie: shoulder strap, guitar strap, seat belt etc. segregates two excessively large mammary glands. Size would constitute 36 D and above

Man did you see the chick in that convertible? Her seatbelt was splitting cannons....

by Mr.Cannon January 15, 2011

Sloating

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.

An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).

by The_BFD July 23, 2012

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021

shooting the moon

A task or feat that is difficult to the point of near impossibility.

Passing a driving test without lessons is like shooting the moon.

by Tom Wells April 4, 2008