splongerotes

Used as an insult for someone who is quiet but creul

She's so Splongerotes

by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004

Splong Cat

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

SLONGALONG

used in leu of a come a long/ wench.

Hey matillda, u want me to break out my slongalong?

by MCKENNER August 30, 2010

splongey

Splongey is used as a characteristic for intelligent pets in the UK, specific dogs or cats when they doing an unexpected trick.

My dog jumped backwards today, that was really splongey!

by Climpering September 23, 2014

Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

Splong Head

When someone is a baaad gimp

"ELLIE IS A SPLONG HEAD"
"DANNY IS A SPLONG (HEAD)"

by splong monster July 15, 2018

Spoonga

A bitch nigga

M: You've got the qualities of a spoonga
I: nahh bruh you're the spoonga

by Sueco July 22, 2019