Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

Sogging

Jizzing your pants while lauging.

When laughing so hard you fall on the ground, roll around, and jizz in your pants thus sogging your pants

by WordGenerator October 18, 2010

Slugging

A sexual act performed by a man and either another man or woman. The man sperms on the back of the other person and then belly slides across and over the person leaving a slug-like trail on the back of the victim.

"Chef Slugged me last night!"
"Alex always Slugs Aqua"
"I love slugging Nick"

by Chef Watson July 26, 2017

Snogging Stick

The Snogging Stick:
Also known as a brolly. The stick is a very important piece of equipment that stops the Gross Mating Rituals Of Hormonal Teenagers or G.M.R.O.H.T. The Snogging Stick has been proven to stop teenage pregnacy and other people having to witness couples sucking face (especially noisy kissers namming no names.) Do not mock the stick!!!

If a couple were showing a little too much PDA (Public Display of Affection) On would take there Snogging Stick (Brolly) and hit both of the LIGHTLY! more of a tap on the head to stop them and thier kissing. Note: The Snogging Stick is not for violence just to stop G.M.R.O.H.T.

by Gertie November 14, 2007

Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.

Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR

by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012

Shogging

Sharing the shower with another and they are hogging all the space or warm water.

Stop shogging, I need to rinse my face to get the soap out of my eyes!

The other day my wife shogged me and I ended up late for work with conditioner still in my hair.

by MercyB March 1, 2009

Shleggings

These bitch ass leggings start at the hips and end just below the patellas.

Her calves look hella toned in those shleggings.

by Thepatella April 26, 2015