shitdick

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011

shitdick

Originates from the boy-girl (it) Alex Schad. Meaning alex is gay, when he pulls his dick out of his man-bitches ass and it has shit on it.

Alex is sure a shitdick

by Fuckalexschadintheass August 7, 2004

slimdick

A person who thinks there eminem the best white rapper but acts like a total dick cause hes white and thinks hes a rapper.

wow dude look at that slimdick.

by JAk3sAB33sT December 2, 2010

shitdick

When your dick smells like shit.

"my dick smells like shit."

by stonethechildren May 12, 2003

shitdick

1. a good butt fuck always gives you shit dick
2. A racial slur for an african american

1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}

by Reesezizow July 26, 2005

Splitcock

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

by Razor Jones November 25, 2006

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003