splitting the party

verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).

Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.

Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:

Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!

by vahouzn April 13, 2014

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.

I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.

by Cetra October 9, 2008

ass slushing

Where you get an ice pop like a mini milk or twister or a caliph or a fruit pastille ice pop shove it up your mates arse till it goes slushy and then suck it out

In last nights ass slushing I tasted the rainbow of fruit flavours after I sucked out a nestle fruit pastille ice pop out your ass. Amazing!!

by Nobby’s Nuts April 21, 2018

Anal sloshing

Doing small sex when the other is shitting

the girl said she had to shut so the guy said hold on let me anal slosh your shit (anal sloshing)

by Dayton14 July 30, 2018

Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.

Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture

by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009