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Splenda Mama

Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.
“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
by OGBB March 25, 2021
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Gimme some splenda

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)
by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008
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Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)
He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.
by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010
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Splenda Nova

An overall perfect, amazing, and attractive person with a great personslity
LeAnn is perfect she's such a splenda nova
by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015
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Splenda Daddy

A daddy who pays you for your company and not sexual favors.
He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.
by LionBroad December 3, 2016
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Splenda Bitch

Someone who is so fake to the point where you don't even know what they're trying to be.
Girl 1: Oh my God, is that Becca?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah, she's such a splenda bitch.
Girl 1: Agreed!
by professional hoe December 4, 2015
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Splenda Stepdad

"John was such a splenda stepdad, he hardly bought me anything."
by 23232323232 April 5, 2016
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