“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
by OGBB March 25, 2021
Get the Splenda Mamamug. Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.
Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).
Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.
Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).
Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008
Get the Gimme some splendamug. by 23232323232 April 5, 2016
Get the Splenda Stepdadmug. by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015
Get the Splenda Novamug. by Air-Bliss October 6, 2019
Get the Splenda-Daddymug. An old man, similar to a sugar daddy, except he has a diet bank account, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
“What would $40 bucks get an old man like me with a girl like you? I also got a bottle of scotch, and a room at a motel 6. Let me be your Splenda daddy”
by Taintedwaffles August 18, 2019
Get the Splenda Daddymug. Guy: Did you get you a sugar daddy?
Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..
Girl: Nah, he ain't getting no sugar from me, he's my Splenda Daddy..
by Trixxy Crisp March 9, 2024
Get the Splenda Daddymug.