Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

by THC420 January 6, 2009

splatter chatter

Convulsions, with rapid series of short high-pitched sounds that seem to resemble speech, that occurs during an orgasm.

Yo, Becky was all splatter chatter when I fucked her for the 4th time Friday night.

by rjk17 November 28, 2009

Splatasha Jumpanoff

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb

Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022

out splatter

It's what happens when a drop of water hits something and the drop breaks. It's the water that spills outside the drop.

A drop of water hit my tongue and I could feel the out splatter all over my tongue.

by The mad thinker. June 7, 2019

Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

Splatter Butt

A condition one has after eating at the 915 in Ft. Thomas

Seems like every time I go to the Feezee I get a mean case of splatter butt.

by Pedro2010 January 23, 2009