samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by anonymous February 10, 2020

Splatjob

Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.

Janet was passed out at the party, so Joey stepped up and jerked off on her face. What a splatjob!

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by kimstress November 25, 2017

splatturd

n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl

v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally

Man did that fish taco make me sick. I scooted to toilet and splatturd all over the place.

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

Splantz

Tempa T's (Tempz) word, for something being "shit" or "bad".

Bruv them shoes are splantz!

by ohnoangel April 8, 2011

Splag

The chunky non-flushable remnants on the inside walls of a toilet after a tumultuous eruption of fecal matter.

Bob is a great guy but has already gone through three marriages due to the splag he always leaves behind in the commode.

by netman311 November 7, 2020

saltine splash

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Plop Splash

The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.

"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."

by stevo-k September 4, 2010