spinal adjustment

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.

Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)

by theinstigator December 13, 2013

spicy food

any food that creates a 8.8 magnitude shit earthquake when you are on the toilet

Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days

by wide idiot April 19, 2020

spicy fart

The kind of fart that stings a little on the way out, so you know it's going to leave a stench.

I had a spicy fart earlier, it stuck up the whole room.

by Kathryn Vry January 9, 2017

special spinach

another word for weed or marijuana

luke: wanna scran some special spinach
taylor: yh sure

by fat_neek August 29, 2021

spicy curry

Female of Indian decent that is so hot, she's spicy.

Daaanggg you got that spicy curry? you lucky.

by patrickjoseph December 18, 2008

spicy memes

Memes that are more than dank. They are the dankest of the dankest. They are so good that the burn your toungue. Its spicy. A spicy meme

When you are about to have a foursome but you cant stop making them spicy memes.

by Xheese juce March 15, 2016

i'm gonna spin his jaw!

I'm going to punch him in the face/break his jaw

when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw!

by LilGangsters2 January 3, 2018