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sphinctriloquist

Person talking out of his arse/ass.
Oh Mister Ambassador, you are such a sphinctriloquist!
by Galfodo August 30, 2008
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sphincter of fire

The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.
I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.
by Casewhacka July 16, 2004
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Shinx

The 403rd pokemon in the national pokedex. Shinx evolves into Luxio at level 15 and Luxio into Luxray at level 30.

Shinx is about average for a basic pokemon. Shinx and his evolution's seen to be much better in the attack category. This is bad for electric types due to most electric type moves being SP ATK. Though with moves like Wild charge Shinx and his/her future forms very useful.

Shinx can be seen as a lion or as a lynx kitten. If a shinx sences danger its fur will shine brightly to blind predators so the shinx can flee.
Male and female are distinguished by their paws. The male have black and the female have blue paws. Female shinx head fer is usually shorter than a males.
1. "SHINX" I choose you!!!

2. Wow shinx 2 op needs nerf
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sphinctascope

A specialty scope with a long, bendable handle especially designed for the self-examination of one’s rectal aperture.
Lemme tell ya’ all about the incredible feature of the fabulous sphinctascope which sends all images straight to your IPhone; these are seriously the best selfies ever!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
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sphincter grease

sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):

1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).

-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
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sphinctaphone

A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.
Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017
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Radar Sphincter

The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
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