scest

Any human waste or biproduct created in or around and found within any body of water, especially those used for swimming, i.e. cement ponds or swimming pools.

The scest in the Olympic-sized swimming pool in the gym is repulsive. There are loogies, logs and hairballs. I refuse to get in.

by Jeb Brooks July 23, 2003

spastik

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.

I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

spectacle

to draw attention by unwittingly embarassing themselves

Kayne West made a spectacle of himself at the grammy awards.

by Gerard Irick September 14, 2009

seester

a fun way to say sister, it is something for close sisters who love each other to tell each other and know that it is only theres.

Caroline, i miss you seester, see you soon!

Man my seester is so cool!

by caitieboo October 17, 2006

spectabulous

totally sweet in every possible way

This song is spectabulous

by bob October 22, 2003

Spasticus

Spasticus is an alternative way of calling someone a Spaz, Retard, or Fuck Face. The word orginates from a song by 'Ian Dury and the Blockheads' in which the lyrics largely consist of : "I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus"

The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.

'Spasticus Autisticus!!'

'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'

'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'

by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008