by air4ever January 3, 2011
Get the Spermanent mug.When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"
"Man, i was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
"Man, i was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014
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It's like when Frank says to Steven, man! I'm sterile and can make a child to my girl. So Steven went back at him with a solution, worry not Bro, I'm a Spermlanthropist and I'll share my sperm with y'all.
by Jad-bal-ja October 14, 2015
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Get the Spermanny mug.What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.
Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".
by QuacksO January 14, 2020
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Get the Spermcano mug.Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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