N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.
After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.
by Nicnoc November 25, 2010
Get the spermageddon mug.The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.
Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
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An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.
Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.
Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
by YAWA July 31, 2020
Get the demon sperm mug.(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.
I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.
(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)
by mathjedi March 28, 2009
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A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009
Get the Sperm Toffee mug.Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.
Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.
And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.
And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
by J Daddy Swerve November 17, 2013
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