coffee speed

A heightened sense of awareness resulting in aggressive speech pattern often answering ones own questions before a person operating at normal speed has a chance to respond.

I have a hard time talking to Johnny because he's not on coffee speed like me.

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

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shit fart seperator

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.

Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

by concrete lab October 17, 2008

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Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.

Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.

by Sigmo January 2, 2011

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SPEED BUMP

An assinine attempt to slow traffic in parking lots or on roads. These bumps are put in by assholes in an attempt to reduce speeds on main through roads in some residential areas. Speed bumps often result in cussing by the "victims" who want to exercise their rights to travel on smooth public roads. Often these pissed off people will speed up excessively after passing over a speed bump to spite the assholes responsible!

Speed bumps are assholes in asphalt form!

by Charles_U_Farley September 2, 2009

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