by Jeff in Tennessee September 14, 2008
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...
"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
by dynamitephil November 24, 2013
by Scott (dipshit) April 23, 2021
a unknown relationship between the sfw and nsfw artist Speedoru or SpeedoSausage and a 16 year old girl on discord called Cinna
person 1: hey dude did you know speedoru is in a relationship with a girl on discord?
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no
by atyzin April 24, 2021
You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
by RichTheRedn3ck August 29, 2024
Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.
"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake
by gojira931 September 10, 2010
A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.
He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.
Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.
Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024