Spelkoman

Term for functional jewlery that has been 'bejeweled' with diamonds/platinum, etc.

a bling'd out tracheotomy tube

by Allen Penkofsky October 7, 2004

speckled hen

a speckled hen is a speckled hen. nothing more, nothing less. there is only 1 speckled hen in existence. you know who you are.

Person: you remind me of a speckled hen.

Speckled hen: a speckled hen? why? that makes no sense?

Person: it makes complete sense. You're a speckled hen.

by littlemermaid13526 August 6, 2011

Spacko

A cross between Spazz, and Wacko. Not so retarded that people affected have no friends, but enough that they get the "wtf" look about 4837 times more often than your average person.

Tabitha: what are you doing? blue slushies aren't THAT awsome. you guys are weird as.
Chloe and Nathan: we're not weird, we're SPACKO!!

by precool October 20, 2009

Shecko

A combination of a shadow and an echo. This person takes on 2 forms, and combines them into one. Often times they will often act like a shadow. They will be trailing you at all sorts of events, chiming in on just about everything you say, occasionally hindering your macking ability on a female whilst in a bar. They also embrace the action of echoing everything that you say. Repeating jokes, and quoting movies after the line has been said.

One might find a shecko in all social scenes, but when you do, turn and run. Avoid this person at all costs, for they will just lead you to misery. The shecko will be the subject of many bitchfests, and you find yourself thinking about how much you hate them more and more every day.

Dude 1: Damn, this shecko won't stop following me places
Dude 2: I know! Ima be real, I cant stand this shecko, he repeats everything I say.

Dude 1: Im bout to roll out
Shecko: Where are you going?
Dude 1: I hate you
Shecko: HARR HARR HARR HARR

by sheckossuck February 27, 2010

speckle

the act of pulling one's own pants down in order to fart directly into another's face...thus getting tiny shit particles all over the person's face

Last night I totally speckled Adam while he was sleeping, and he didn't even know. I think it left brown marks on his face.

by Mr Staypufff October 24, 2007

speakology

The science of saying it loud.

Wow that girl must have a doctorate in speakology!

by GavinZac January 13, 2008

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011