Office Spacing

when a worker in a menial, white collar job simply skips a day (or several) without explanation to his boss or coworkers. Taken from the movie "Office Space", in which the main character does just that.

Also "pulling an Office Space", "taking an Office Space" "I Office Spaced todauy" etc.

Chris: Hey broseph, where were you at work yesterday?

Kevin: Eh, I was Office Spacing.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

Speaking

You are not yet boyfriend and girlfriend, (or girlfriend and girlfriend or boyfriend and boyfriend) but you practically are.

Girl: "Are you going out with that guy?"

Girl2: "No, we're just speaking"

by _wtf' July 26, 2016

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

Shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin

To jerk off

Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone

by Ajbiceps February 9, 2018

spanking the monkey

waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder weasel, waxing the wood, caulking the cracks, jacking off, wanking.

"Oh dear jebus, jimmy is spanking the monkey in class!!!"

by bhrome April 6, 2004

Speaking cod lobby

Speaking cod lobby is basically just yelling at other people saying the n word/fucker/bitch/stupid ass hoe

Bro someone in public was speaking cod lobby he was a bitch

by Bread gang December 5, 2020