Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

Spoogy Special

When you hit a rimmer of a keef bowl.

Did you hear Jacob puked after he hit the “Spoogy Special”

by Eitan18 December 9, 2018

Sooty & Sweep

the act of double-fisting.

note - this term implies that each hand is in a separate place (otherwise it would be Sooty & Sootying (or, arguably, Sweep & Sweeping), which sounds gash).

this phrase takes its name from the act of inserting both hands into 80s tv stars, glove-puppets Sooty (the annoying yellow one) & Sweep (the awesome squeaky one).

author's note - i would personally usually start with Sooty on the left & Sweep on the right, but this is down to personal preference.

Poke - "is your nan out tonight?"

Mouse - "no, she was out on a ketamine bender last night & ended up getting Sooty & Sweeped by a couple of trannies."

by princess pokey May 28, 2011

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Soggy bone

Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.

I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro

by Cambam92 April 26, 2015

Soggy jada

A soggy Jada is just like soggy waffle but with a Jada. First the participants strap a Jada down then they start the fapping. The last person to cum inside Jada’s asshole has to take a straw and slurp the cum out of Jada’s ass.

Let’s go give Jada a soggy Jada

by Not Jada September 1, 2018

Soggy Mushroom

A urinated dick.

A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.

by terdleface July 25, 2009