somebody set us up the bong

-A command indicating that an individual should prepare a bong for a group that includes the speaker.

-A cross between "somebody set us up the bomb", a phrase used to indicate treachery, and "bong", a device used to smoke plant material, mainly cannabis.

Alan and Steve are passed out, but can somebody please set us up the bong?

-They intercepted our drugs in the mail.
-Somebody set us up the bong.

by somebodysetusupthebong July 20, 2010

Somebody

Once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead

Somebody once told me...

by EthanTheRapper July 8, 2017

SOMCAR

Sit on my Cock and Rotate.

"Dude, I asked her if she knew what SOMCAR was as she was riding me, she said no so I grabbed her sides and started spinnin her around and around. Now she wants to SOMCAR every night!"

by Niks Bro July 2, 2014

Somebody touchha my spaghet

Everyone’s fav internet meme look it up

Somebody touchha my spaghet.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

somber citizen

Someone who renounces his or her citizenship to a specific country. Give them the power to follow no laws or rules.

Cop: Sir you just ran a red light.
Driver : I’m a somber citizen and don’t have to follow yalls shitty laws, bruh

by J1234P March 30, 2019

Tony-sombrero

A small hat that fits on the tip of a penis

I surprised my girl big time last night with a new Tony-Sombrero.

by BeyoncesMikesHardLemonade May 18, 2016

la sombra negra

A group in El Salvador that takes care of gangs mainly MS-13

MS-13 doesn't fear much but it surely is terrified of la sombra negra

by Lil loco from curb side gang July 10, 2020