salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer

Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!

by mimesscareme April 1, 2009

SIlly Salamander

Someone trying to do something funny/cool but ends up screwing things up

Jimmy: Oh no! I burned our tickets to the basketball game attempting to do a magic trick!
Bobby: You silly salamander!!!

by Silly Salamander January 7, 2015

Salamanderrrr

SEX beetch!

I would never have guessed she's a salamanderrrr I didn't expect it from her

by Axolotl. Salamander February 5, 2019

salamander pussy

A pussy that looks like a salamander.

Damn she got one hell of a salamander pussy

by totalfuckup69 May 28, 2019

slimey salamander

When you are having sex with a girl, you then pull out and cum on her back. She then flips over and rubs it on the carpet in the motion of a salamander.

Friend 1 - "Hey did you hear how stu got after that girl last night?"

Friend 2 - "yea when they were done, she hit that slimey salamander on the floor!"

by elvie June 3, 2015

Geeter Salamander

Otherwise known as 'geet' 'geet sala'.

A term coined in Guernsey for a lighter.

Anyone got a geeter salamander? I need to light my cig.

by GSYMANDEM March 2, 2021

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019