(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004
Get the Softshell Crab Sandwich mug.When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
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by HINT0 August 23, 2010
Get the SOIHS mug.What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.
Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
by chris7ian December 2, 2010
Get the Softserve mug.The result of some post-pubescent male allowing the full glory of their first facial hair blossom into a creepy, yet baby-soft mustache. It's vaguely French, curiously gross, and -never- appealing.
There's this kid in my sophomore class who waxes his softstache and brags about how he'll now be able to bag all the babes, but I think he looks like a budding pedo.
by The Great Bozahn August 30, 2010
Get the Softstache mug.People that are extremely porous (believing) to mostly everything that they are told.
These types of people are easily used and can be manipulated into performing acts of harm or good without question maybe not even realizing that they are doing it for the gain of the user. Brainwashing techniques can be very effective on these types of people.
The word "softs" means that they are mouldable. Liking to the similarities to a soft material such as putty or wax.
Not to be confused with a softie.
These types of people are easily used and can be manipulated into performing acts of harm or good without question maybe not even realizing that they are doing it for the gain of the user. Brainwashing techniques can be very effective on these types of people.
The word "softs" means that they are mouldable. Liking to the similarities to a soft material such as putty or wax.
Not to be confused with a softie.
The woman was a soft. She's unable to see that her "friends" are using her.
He is such a soft. He cant see whats really going on around him.
The groups of softs are being told lies and they are believing it.
He is such a soft. He cant see whats really going on around him.
The groups of softs are being told lies and they are believing it.
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