sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006

swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013