Sofa swag

The coins found down the side of the sofa

I found a massive amount of sofa swag while doing the cleaning

by StrictlyHerbal October 21, 2019

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006

swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013