Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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1. Any crude, sharp weapon created from otherwise non-imposing objects. Screwdrivers, socket wrenches and hammers are not considered "shanks" because (a) they are not homemade, (b) they are not "crude," improvised weapons, (c) tools are inherently dangerous to begin with, and (d) none of them, with the exception of the screwdriver, are sharp objects. Shanks are created by the desperate for the purpose of stabbing, not bludgeoning.
A true shank would be something like:
- A broken piece of glass with a wrapped towel for a handle.
- A broken piece of plexiglass. Prison lunch trays are made of plexiglass, so shattering one might yield a suitable shank.
- A sharpened piece of wood, usually whittled into a stake rather than a shank, but as it is used for stabbing it is considered a shank nonetheless.
- A sharpened piece of scrap metal. Can be pilfered from just about anywhere.
2. A shank is also the U-shaped part of a padlock, or any other narrow-but-essential part of an object.
1. Any crude, sharp weapon created from otherwise non-imposing objects. Screwdrivers, socket wrenches and hammers are not considered "shanks" because (a) they are not homemade, (b) they are not "crude," improvised weapons, (c) tools are inherently dangerous to begin with, and (d) none of them, with the exception of the screwdriver, are sharp objects. Shanks are created by the desperate for the purpose of stabbing, not bludgeoning.
A true shank would be something like:
- A broken piece of glass with a wrapped towel for a handle.
- A broken piece of plexiglass. Prison lunch trays are made of plexiglass, so shattering one might yield a suitable shank.
- A sharpened piece of wood, usually whittled into a stake rather than a shank, but as it is used for stabbing it is considered a shank nonetheless.
- A sharpened piece of scrap metal. Can be pilfered from just about anywhere.
2. A shank is also the U-shaped part of a padlock, or any other narrow-but-essential part of an object.
1. "See this carrot? This carrot's raw. I'm gonna shank you, whiteboy."
2. "I can't lock this damn thing; I think the shank needs oiling."
2. "I can't lock this damn thing; I think the shank needs oiling."
by Siegfried Zaga May 26, 2005
Get the Shank mug.Means "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Originally from the Young Ones.
"Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."
by James C October 9, 2004
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person 1: man did you see felicity practically fornicating that guy over there?
person 2: yeah shes a real scank
person 2: yeah shes a real scank
by ilikewhereweare August 24, 2006
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-noun
A foreigner who has incomprehensibly heavy accents.
This term originates from this particular group of foreigners' speech pattern. As they request favors from you, they often complete the request in a polite way of saying "Thanks" multiple times. However due to the inability to annunciate the /θ/ th sound in "thanks", they end up saying "sanks sanks sanks sanks sanks", similar to the sound of a tank firing its machine gun.
-noun
A foreigner who has incomprehensibly heavy accents.
This term originates from this particular group of foreigners' speech pattern. As they request favors from you, they often complete the request in a polite way of saying "Thanks" multiple times. However due to the inability to annunciate the /θ/ th sound in "thanks", they end up saying "sanks sanks sanks sanks sanks", similar to the sound of a tank firing its machine gun.
A : "Flas moai snell mela all toi jooo?"
B : "Sure"
A : "Sanks sanks sanks sanks sanks!", and walks off
C : "What did sanks tank ask you to do for him?"
B : "I have no idea, I can't understand a word he said"
B : "Sure"
A : "Sanks sanks sanks sanks sanks!", and walks off
C : "What did sanks tank ask you to do for him?"
B : "I have no idea, I can't understand a word he said"
by elputo69 August 13, 2010
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It describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else.
It also describes another way of saying how disgusting something or someone is. explaining how you feel.
Scotty shank nugs has also been used to mean hurling everything out of your stomach and then some... meaning that burning fluid called bile. Something a lot of people really don't like doing in whatever circumstance.
It describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else.
It also describes another way of saying how disgusting something or someone is. explaining how you feel.
Scotty shank nugs has also been used to mean hurling everything out of your stomach and then some... meaning that burning fluid called bile. Something a lot of people really don't like doing in whatever circumstance.
"What a scotty shank nugs move on his part...I can't believe it!"
"I feel like scotty shank nugs"
"I was driving my car down Alafaya Trail when I had to stop in the middle of the road to ralf all over my front seat. That was a total scotty shank nug move."
"I feel like scotty shank nugs"
"I was driving my car down Alafaya Trail when I had to stop in the middle of the road to ralf all over my front seat. That was a total scotty shank nug move."
by Shank Nugget September 8, 2008
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