meat snorkel

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.

Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.

by m1rag3 July 18, 2010

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

Seattle Snorkeler

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.

Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT

by tom sawww August 11, 2012

Beef Snorkel

When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.

While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.

by Ass Eater 10 July 1, 2008

snorkel kiss

the act of one person going in for a kiss, then putting their mouth over their partner's nose instead, blowing through their nose until the air comes out their mouth. annoying and very awkward feeling but actually kind of a cute gesture if it's the right couple...

guy: hey baby come give me a kiss ;)
girl: *suspects nothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!

by ~Lesl~ December 25, 2009

Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

San Diego Snorkel

Oral sex performed on a male by a male/female in which the penis is treated much like a snorkel tube post-ejaculation with said ejaculation still in mouth, being blown back into the shaft- to clear the passage way.

Kellen : " I heard Berry died of a heart-attack due to an air embolism, Jane must've given him the ol' San Diego snorkel."
Erik: " Tragic."

by Slayafish March 22, 2011