The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.

Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.

Rope snooker by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016

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Snooker

It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:

This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.

Snooker by Alex - England May 24, 2011

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stonkered

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

stonkered by JT and TJ October 4, 2006

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snickered

Being under the influence of alcohol.

Breaking the lock off Pop's liquor cabinet and taking a few swigs, off the record, of course.

snickered by Dan Starr July 6, 2005

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