smorgasbord

the goofiest possible way you can refer to a large amount of something or a variety of

Person A: Hey, look over there, they got a smorgasbord of food down at the buffet!
Person B: I swear to god A, you're just making shit up at this point, get out of my car

by adultdriverformerlybabydriver November 19, 2022

Smorgasbord

Absaloutely devouring any food you can find in sight like a rabid dog whilst you receive oral from a partner and or partners

You hear about John and that dinner party? Yeah! I heard he ate a whole turkey during a smorgasbord. Holy shit I can’t belive it that man must be packing

by Kieriooooo November 25, 2022

smorgasbord

going absolutely ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

that chocolate starfish was a whole smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

smorgasbord

Going absolute ham on ones chocolate starfish (anal canal)

That chocolate starfish was an absolute smorgasbord!

by bananafritter April 18, 2024

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017

Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.

I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!

by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019

snorgasbord

A collection of animals so cute that you feel obligated to serially snorgle them from left to right and back again, sampling each one much as you might do with a smorgasbord / buffet.

*huffs a collection of hamsters, budgies and iguanas* Ahhh! So cute! Jane, come snorgle this snorgasbord!

by PoultrySnorgler September 18, 2017