smoking

Nasty disgusting pathetic trash.

Smoking sucks ass. In all seriousness.

by 1069 November 27, 2005

Smoke

1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.

2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.

Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.

Antonym: No-smoke.

Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."

by Bradley J. October 1, 2005

smoked

1. (verb): The act of messing something up that you didn't really care about.

Ex. How did I do on that test? Smoked it.
2. (verb): When someone hits or throws a ball and breaks something unintendedly.

Ex. (after breaking a window) I sure smoked that ball.
3. (verb): When you forget something or miss an appointment or something that is scheduled.

Ex. Shit. That train left ten minutes ago. Smoked that one.

above smoked

by koozi December 21, 2013

on smoke

When someone is doing really well in something (usually when they are doing better than what is expected of them), they are on smoke.

Tony: Wow. Daniel is on smoke today
Jason: Yeah, he's getting double the points that he'd usually get

by axLL April 6, 2021

Smoking

What you do after sex.

Person: What were you guys doing last night?

Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.

Person: Cool.

by Aceywantsyoursoul July 22, 2012

smoked

to be high on weed. like being blazed, stoned, etc.

jim: man pat, you are so smoked
pat: right?

by mr high flier May 21, 2011

Smoked

When a place is extremely busy to the point of being insane.

Yo bro party city is gonna be smoked right now. It’s halloween.

by Jognnt Mads October 30, 2019