smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

smartest man in the universe

his name is rick sanchez he is from the popular adult swim show "rick and morty" also known as the rickest rick

summer:my grampa hes the smartest man in the universe

by yes<.> October 2, 2022

the smarties

In 2021, a group of friends were playing Royale High, when someone in the server said their brother ate their smarties, a group of a few friends decided to support this stranger, and be there, that lead to a funeral. After that, we each bevame one of the smarties, this created the smartie kingdom. There were Seven smarties. Even though there may be seven smarties, only four kept their roll. Which was Peppa Pig, Luna, Boots, and Hinata. Sometimes, the smartie kingdom says food noon, to keep all of the smarties safe. It doesnt happen as much, but the smartie citizens are safe. If you ever find the smarties twerk and bow to them.

Omg did u see the smarties!!

Yes ofc, i twerked in front of them

Good

by Rickysnecktatoo December 31, 2023

devil's smarties

Abuse of Pain Management prescription medicine

Tiger Wood's crashed his SUV in California after enjoying too many Devil's Smarties on Feb. 23rd 2021.

by Gord M. February 23, 2021

World's Smartest Idiot

This guy is such a meme.

World's Smartest Idiot

by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023

Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.

Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025