by alexandra01 December 16, 2007
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He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
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it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.
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