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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
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cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together
Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence
by maytag repair man August 6, 2011
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Cracker Smacker

A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.
A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021
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Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person
by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022
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buffle smacker

A buffle smacker is a large shovel like thing that your parents hit your butt with.
If your bad your parents will hit you with a buffle smacker
by bobby 91 March 21, 2016
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Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.
I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.
by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022
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Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.
Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?
by Urban_kang September 3, 2016
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