Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.

I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.

by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 6, 2017

THACKER SMACKER

TO BE STRUCK OR STUCK IN A TRANCE BY A MAN WITH EXCEPTIONAL GOOD LOOKS , DARK TAN , STRONG , AND EYES YOU CAN NOT LOOK AWAY FROM.

THAT MODEL GAVE ME THE THACKER SMACKER WHEN HE STRUCK THAT POSE.

by eye gazer June 23, 2021

Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person

Alex is a cracker smacker.

by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022

buffle smacker

A buffle smacker is a large shovel like thing that your parents hit your butt with.

If your bad your parents will hit you with a buffle smacker

by bobby 91 March 21, 2016

cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together

Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence

by maytag repair man August 6, 2011

Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 3, 2016