My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
Get the Carpet smackers mug.by maytag repair man August 6, 2011
Get the cat smacker mug.A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.
A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.
by dumptrucksupremo July 10, 2021
Get the Cracker Smacker mug.by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022
Get the Cracker Smacker mug.by bobby 91 March 21, 2016
Get the buffle smacker mug.by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022
Get the Smuckers Smacker mug.A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.
by Urban_kang September 3, 2016
Get the Wicker Smacker mug.