Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.

Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"

by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010

Slouch

Slouch. Noun. Used as an insult. "Yo Jennifer, why you such a slouch," as to imply laziness co-mingling with such little care for self, that the lack of a healthy self image spills out of one's pores onto the social context of any situation. Coined by Stephen Kaminski.

Dude, have you ever noticed how Mr. Dominguez turns into a slouch after lunch break is over?

by Puropadre May 26, 2021

slouch socks

a pair of loose thick (usually white) socks that are knee high. these socks are intended to keep your feet comfy and warm.

She wore the thick slouch socks to bed to keep her feet warm and comfy.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Slouch box

A bed or small bedroom. For example, a college door room.

I’m beat. After dinner I’m going to the slouch box.

by Srkstl December 26, 2021

Front slouch

Front belly pouch of fat

Gross did you see big Debbie's front slouch?

by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021