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sloppy shopping seconds 

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
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Sloppy Floppy Seconds 

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.
Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

sloppy second

specifically refers to having sex with a woman who has other men's semen in her vagina. (could be a gang bang)
sloppy second by christie nah April 17, 2006

Sloppy Second Blues 

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.
"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"
Sloppy Second Blues by smo joe January 22, 2010

shloppy seconds 

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
shloppy seconds by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

sloppy second

Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.
I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.

Sloppy Second

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
Sloppy Second by McRust December 16, 2008