slimey rod

Where a certain girl you love intakes a lot of laxatives and shits all over your cock then cuts a hole in a water melon and forcefully Rams your penis inside it
by Gingerbearhairsasha August 02, 2017
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Strawberry Slimey

The act of performing a nuru massage with strawberry cheesecake filling as lube. It must end with sex and a vaginal creampie.
I just finished my first strawberry slimey, it was sweet!
by Lucrativethoughts June 22, 2022
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober January 27, 2016
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Slimey Blimey

When a 12 inch shit comes out of your ass at the exact same time that you cum
I went to Taco Bell, then rubbed one off to create a slimey blimey.
by A Simple Boombalatty December 11, 2017
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Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.
Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg
by slimeydawg17 February 04, 2016
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Slimey dawg

Best friends/buds call each other this if they are badass, or another word for savage.
Friend 1: omg did you see that!!
Friend 2: yes! what a slimey dawg
by slimeydawg17 February 04, 2016
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