slappy mcdouchebag 

1) Any employee, usually an attorney, who shoots his mouth off and nobody likes.

Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.

Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.

Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!

slappy mcdouchebag by CaptainG August 4, 2008

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

Slappy Taffy by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Slappy Salmon 

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

Slappy Salmon by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

Slappy Pappy by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

slappy dick 

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

slappy dick by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

Slappy Hands 

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

Slappy Hands by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Slappy Meat 

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

Slappy Meat by House Corrothers January 7, 2014