Slackerdemic

A person in academia or teaching who, despite having a considerable amount of allocated time for research and presenting their specialist ideas, chooses instead to spend their life lazing around, contributing nothing of note. High tendency to procrastinate. Late to bed, late to rise. Behaviours include excessive watching of TV and movies, eating at irregular hours, high alcohol consumption, starting essays but never finishing them, browsing the Internet, and being reclusive.

"Hey, is Bob going to the teachers' conference this year?"

"Ha, are you kidding me?! He's a total Slackerdemic!"

by Zomodachi February 4, 2012

sacktard

Expressing anger through name calling, combining the words sack and bastard. Sack, representing testicle and tard, a short term for bastard.

That guy acted like a total sacktard!

by tanthewamen June 20, 2019

Bratt Blackwards

1) The epitome of a gay couple, i.e. two men who are the gayest men you know.

2) A couple who wishes they could get with girls, but have no luck so they turn to their closest male friend and make the choice to be flamboyantly gay.

OH GROSS, LOOK AT THOSE TWO GUYS HAVING BUTT SEX!! GOD, THEY'RE SUCH A BRATT BLACKWARDS COUPLE!!!

by Dr. SUCK ITT March 4, 2011

Spacktard

The type of person who rather worryingly takes photos of their own nosehairs or similar.

"Are you taking photos of your nosehair? Why are you doing that you spacktard!?"

by Spacktardacular February 25, 2010

shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009

smacktard

Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

by Knite March 20, 2003

smacktard

A person who kills his own team, or generally acts unsociably in an online game.

"That smacktard shot me to get to the plane before me!"

by Shaun W July 11, 2005