father skill

when lady luck isn't there to get you through your day, sometimes you have to rely on more than just her. that's where Father Skill comes in. More than just luck, the Father is the almighty power that comes from the legendary lands of Skilldom. Do you have what it takes to summon him? HELL YEAH!

A: Dude. that fucking pingpong ball almost got destroyed.
B: I think that was lady luck on our side!!
A: Fuck you man, that was definitely Father Skill.
B: Holy shit, man. Holy. Shit.

by SushiBandito November 25, 2010

winter skill issue

Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.

Derived from winter + skill issue.

I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.

I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast June 21, 2023

Social Skills

What most frequent Internet users do not have.

John lacks social skills, so he spends most of his free time on the Internet.

by Voz December 17, 2012

Skill issue

When you suck completely at something, and your friends calls you out on it

Guy 1: I just can't clear this level
Guy 2: Sounds like a skill issue to me

by d3av2id1 December 31, 2020

Jaguar Skill

Jaguar Skill is the ability to remove a girls underwear for intercourse with your foot while still kissing. it can be used to impress girls.
Jaguar skill come from Jaguar Wong who uses this skill in the film Ninja Terminator

"i was not going to have sex with you but after seeing you use Jaguar skill I'm all yours"

"Damn i have mastered Jaguar Skill and i used it last night to whip this girls pants off"

by BarZan March 18, 2008

skillage

African bum disease.

Dude, Stewart's got skillage.

by Rick December 23, 2003

Skill Arena

Skill Arena is a Balkanian SAMP server with 90% autistic kids. Owners are Deity and Goldfinger. 99% of staff and Role Play Enforcer team are autistic no lifers who are abusing their rank and think that they are Gods because of that shitty rank in a 15 year old game. The server is remembered for various rapes and DDOS attacks but its most remembered by the rape and genocide committed in early January 2020 by Mamojebeni Gang. They started raping the server with their almighty powerful leaders Shaka and Dawkins along with Kin, Daz, Moreli, Zeron, Corta, and other members. They raped it so hard that Deity canceled forum registrations for few days, banned everyone's IP address, deleted their accounts, and as he said "Spent Christmas Eve banning toxic autistic players for their worst curses".The gang continued raping the server and started filming videos where they are raping Ballas and Crips using all possible cheats. Skill Arena Administrator "Zevs" (Zeus) deleted everyone's In-game account and blacklisted them because they were insulting him. He, who lives in his mom's basement and have over 600 watched videos on his PornHub account named "ZevsSA" also called them names such as "Cancers", "Human trashes" and "Unsocial autistic kids".

Skill Arena is SA:MP server full of cunts and kids.

by Anonymous HH May 23, 2020