Definitions by Voz

Social Skills 

What most frequent Internet users do not have.

John lacks social skills, so he spends most of his free time on the Internet.

Social Skills by Voz December 17, 2012

Internet 

The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.

The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.

Internet by Voz August 1, 2012