skip brother

The step brother of your half sibling OR the half brother of your step sibling.

JAKE: Carol, this is my skip brother, Bob.

CAROL: Skip brother?

JAKE: Bob is my half brother's step brother.

CAROL: Oh.

by Adam Clark July 14, 2006

skip the wagas

To skip any part of a date that is normally required because of social convention (e.g dinner, Netflix, small talk) that delays sex

"Where do you wanna go for dinner?"
"How about we just skip the wagas and go back to mine?"

by TheEastaB July 15, 2016

skip square

Someone who is missing out on an activity everyone else is enjoying and/or being a debbie downer.

-Derived from drug culture, someone who would buy a tab/square of LSD that was skipped over by the dropper used to apply the drug onto it. Therefore that person is missing out while their friends are tripping.

"Last week John acted like a total skip square at the party, standing by himself while everyone else was chillin'"
"You hear about Brandon buying a sheet of blank paper thinking it was acid? lmao what a skip square"

by TophatDemon June 13, 2018

Skip Bayless

A person who often talks without thinking or says something controversial only because it's against the norm.

"The Godfather part 3 is the best one"
" Man get this Skip Bayless out of here" "

" I think Captain America could beat Thor"
" Calm down there Skip"

by LastSeenintheSauce June 4, 2019

Skip school day

This 2019 dec 2 all students are skipping school on this day

“Hey mark are you going to do skip school day on December 2nd?”
“Yeah Rob I am are you?”

by Suc my pussy November 30, 2019

SIOP (S.I.O.P.)

Sitting In Office Procrastinating

We had to do SIOP (S.I.O.P.) to guage the customer interest in our products and plan for production.

SIOP is used to infer having worked on an educated estimation rather than throwing darts or just plain guessing.

SIOP is generally used by people who couldnt use the rule of three to save their lives and cannot be bothered to tuely guage the customer interest..

A properly implemented SIOP process routinely reviews customer demand and supply resources and "re-plans" quantitatively across an agreed rolling horizon. The re-planning process focuses on changes from the previously agreed sales and operations plan, while it helps the management team to understand how the company achieved its current level of performance, its primary focus is on future actions and anticipated results.

by UrbanDrewR March 15, 2021

skipper boy

Skipper boy is something you would call someone if they are being a chicken. Like if they refuse to do something like a dare you call them a skipper boy.

Person A: "come get me skipper boy!"

Person B: "No!"

by ThineOlConiChi December 17, 2021