Sitcolepsy

The condition of falling asleep or finding it difficult to stay awake anytime one is sitting. This could be at a loud event or even driving (consult your physician)

He always falls asleep when he is driving. I think he has sitcolepsy.

by Wonderword Woman Maui January 4, 2023

sitcom

Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

Since Fred decided to start up his basket-weaving dotcom business, his family has SITCOM, and he still dresses like a yuppy.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Sitch

(noun) Abbreviation for 'situation'

Dude, did you and Kelly get into a fight or something? I am SO Columbus on this whole sitch...

by Henry VIII September 6, 2005

STFCBird

A woman often found pleasuring the tramps of Bonn Square in Oxford. Shameless in her pursuit of 'tramp jizz' there is not depth to which she will not sink. Often found dogflapping two tramps at the same time.

She could suck a golfball through a hosepipe, like STFCBird trying to get more tramp jizz.

by Tramp#1 August 6, 2004

Teen Sitcom

The most boring, unfunny, and pointless excuse for a type of kids show that commonly centers around talentless teenagers, immature adults, and awkward scenarios. Despite its consistence for being a fad, television networks don't see it that way, thinking that it is the best idea for kids to watch, so they constantly come up with these atrocious ideas. Probably, the worst examples include iCarly, Hannah Montana, Big Time Rush, Victorious, Supah Ninjas, Jersey Shore, Naked Brothers Band, and what else is there??? What happened to cartoons? Especially the hand-drawn ones? Bring those back!

{Somewhere at a media company headquarters}

- CEO: "What can I do for you?"
- 13 year old girl: "OMG I have like an idea for a TV show! This one's is about these totally hawt guys forming a band and like try to pick up chicks and stuff LOL!"
- CEO: "Hmm. A good idea! It will sure be a hit! Teen sitcoms are now going to be the new kids culture!"

by LeTomTornados October 22, 2011

sitch

A situation or predicament.

I got myself into a really bad sitch with that phone call.

by pentozali March 28, 2008

Sitcum

This is not a word.

"Hey have you ever heard the word 'sitcum'?"
"No I haven't, that's not a real word."

by rosasucks123 April 20, 2017