Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

Singlesexual

When no one likes you so your single all the time and never have a boyfriend or just don't want a boyfriend.

Taylor:im singlesexual.
Poppy:your what

by Poppy._.peggy January 31, 2021

singleton

A little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. In near future will be used as a pet. That often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.

Hey look! My singleton just shit on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.

by eastcoastballer7 April 13, 2008

singletism

To rather be of one than of many

quantity over singletism

by Rc-tech82 May 11, 2016

Singleton

The Singleton - What one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. All of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.

Man, man girl loves it when I give myself The Singleton before we make love.

by Johnny Jackass November 18, 2006

Singleton

1) Token black guy
2) Large assed individual
3) Complete and total darkness
4) One who shots and robs other people
5) Gun totting black guy

That girl got a singleton sized ass.

Its darker then singleton tonight.

I'm going singleton on my boss today.

by Uss Antiteam March 30, 2009

Singleton

Noun- A person who has an unwarranted interest in the affairs of his friends. See also Nosey Parker

'Oh Luke, you are Such a Singleton"

by BaRJ June 7, 2009