siberian fishstick

A sexual act in which the dude wraps his dick with an ice pack for 20 mins, then uses his ice-cold cock to bang the chick.

"I gave that bitch a siberian fishstick last night, and she was complaining about frostbite all morning."

by sven534 May 31, 2009

Siberian tour

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).

- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*

by xelectriquex January 11, 2013

siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

sibert

Happy to be around always keeping a smile on your face trust worthy

"Guy 1: Man why is that group always laughing

"Guy 2: Its cause they have a sibert in their group

by The human urban dictionary January 31, 2017

Simpers

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

chat siberia

Virtual location one is sent to while waiting for an upset friend to start talking to you again. All incoming communications are halted while one is relegated to chat siberia. Chat siberia is characterized by a very cold, lonely, silent feel.

Mabel threatened to send Lucy to chat siberia if she fed into the drama created by a third party.

by dmkrs October 15, 2007

dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!

What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes

by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016