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Schoenberger

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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National Society of High School Scholars

A For-Profit organization that is not listed on Wikipedia that sends out an invitation to people with "academic achievments" asking for
$45.00 - $60.00 as an admission fee. It does not impress on any applications nor does it mean anything.
Just another pointless organization that butters you up with a flattering invitation to con you out of your money.
Better off joining the National Honor Society (NHS) FOR FREE.
Person 1: Did you get an invitation to the National Society of High School Scholars? (NSHSS)
Person 2: Yes! I feel so special
Person 1: It's a scam dude, they're just flattering you to get $60.00
Person 2: Are you sure?
Person 1: Use common sense and Google, dude.
by CookieMonster12234 June 20, 2013
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scholarship

Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.
Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been All-American every since he sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".

Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.
by David M. Kennedy July 26, 2006
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rogue scholar

noun.

1. A person with extensive knowledge pertaining to various subject matters that extends beyond formal education. This person often gathers knowledge from various sources, such as media, friends, casual reading or the internet.

2. A person who attains knowledge from tradition sources, such as college, university or books, but studies the materials in unconventional locations, such as late night diners or parking lots.

note: This term is a play on words, based on "Rhodes Scholar."
example 1. Though Gary, a self-proclaimed rogue scholar, never even received a high-school diploma, his knowledge of physics and history is amazing.

example 2. Karl studdied his math homework all night at the Texan while drinking coffee. In spite of the noise and distractions, the rogue scholar did very well in his class.
by ethermagus February 24, 2010
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Aiken Scholars Academy

A school created in aiken meant to join all of the "smart" children together. If you go there, you're one of three types of students; really gay, athletic as hell, or the teacher's pet. Our school song is i want it that way so that's a bonus but we also don't have any sports so that's a big downside.
guy 1: oh you go to Aiken Scholars Academy?
guy 2: yeah it's crackhead central
by WhosJoe69 December 9, 2019
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Wrecks Rhode Scholar

A person who is semi-self educated. Acts like a Soopah Genius yet never thinks for themselves. Takes credit for what others have done. Supremely smug in his/her self-importance. Never knows when to stop. The rest of the world is stupid, in the eyes of this Soopah Genius. Constantly congratulates himself.
Well documented in the cartoon world by Wiley Coyote, Soopah Genius.
Wow, get a load of the Wrecks Rhode Scholar, he came up with that all on his own.
by Green Curtain October 11, 2007
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scholarshipping

the act of looking at a scholarship website and praying that something applicable will turn up. then mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you
I wasted a perfectly good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative Population Growth (NPG) scholarship
by faerie16 March 29, 2009
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