shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

by the noodle'er December 17, 2008

shronky

WONKEY SHRONKY DONKEY WHO IS PRETTY FUNKEY DANCING WITH SOME MONKEYS THATS HONKEY BUT SHRONKY IS PRETTY CHUNKY AND HE'S ALSO HUNKY AND A JUNKIE THEN HE BECOMES WILLY SHRONKA EATING A SHRONKY WONKEY COOKIE THEN BECOMES SHRONKIRA THEN GOES INTO A BAND WITH
SHRONKY WHISTON, MICHAEL AND BILLE SHRONKISH THEN GOES ONTO SHRONK AND DEC'S SWPAMY TAKE AWAY AND THEN PREFORM THERE HIT SINGLE "IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY" THE LYRICS ARE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY
THEN MEET LIL SHRONK

Wonky donky which is shronky

by Livia wojtasik November 9, 2020

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."

by elchavito99 November 17, 2011

scrote shrinking

What happens to the scrotum in cold weather

Damn! This is some scrote shrinking cold

by srstein January 25, 2021

Positive Shrinkage

When someone is never not a dick but can have occasional outbursts of being nice, therefore decreasing how big of a dick they are

"Teresa legit just had positive shrinkage"

"No way bruh she always a big one"

by JxkeSED January 29, 2016

Shrinkles

A word invented by Denis O Riordan to describe both the skrinking and the wrinkling of an object, the word was created using combinational logic combining both shrinks and wrinkles to create an entirely new word

After getting out of the bath i had the shrinkles

if a astronaut loses oxygen in space their head will shrinkle

by DeusXv January 5, 2011