Shred Shriven

The feeling of exhaustion or lifelessness during or after a workout, feeling like a zombie.

Bro I just got done maxing out and I’m feeling a little Shred Shriven

by anonymous June 14, 2023

shrivel

someone who has a penis the size of a peanut

ryan has a shriveled dick

by rajiv May 13, 2005

shreveport

A city in northwest Louisiana that contains around 200,000 people. It is often said that shreveport is one of the worst cities in the state, or one of the most boring and plain. Probably the best thing about it is all of the casinos that bing in tourists from places like Texas.

If the state of Louisiana were to recieve an enema, Shreveport would be the insertion point.

by nick February 16, 2005

Shrivenham

The armpit at the end of the universe.

Shrivenham blows goats

by David Shaw February 17, 2004

shreveport slinger

Inserting ones penis between the arm and rib cag of a person with their arm in a resting position, as if its in a sling.

When all of Jill's holes were filled, Steve made use of her Shreveport Slinger.

by Haltom City Hitman March 11, 2014

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Shrivered

The art of being told someone screwed you over after a long extended period of time, say, a decade with life altering news.

Schwarzeneggar totally "Shrivered" Maria Shriver.

My parents totally "Shrivered" me by telling me in college I was adopted.
I totally dropped a "Shriver" when I told the RNC that I was having gay sex with the leaders of the local Catholic Church.

by ChaztheMan June 11, 2011