skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

by michael #77 February 4, 2009

undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009

Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.

Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.

by joetv87 March 12, 2010

Shredderator

A pure killing machine that destroys all in its path. It seemingly has the inability to lose, striking fear into the hearts of its enemies whilst somehow managing to keep its true mediocrity and weakness hidden. Its hunger can never be satiated, and it will always have its eye on its next victim. Those who face it hear a faint rumbling in the distance only to be consumed by the great machine.

Do you hear that rumbling in the distance? It's a machine... no, not just any ordinary machine... It's the fuckin' Shredderator!

by BigRaf September 29, 2020

the shredder

a variation of the infamous shocker or spocker techniques that takes finger banging to a whole new level. Instead of the "two, one" combo found in the shocker, the shredder is the crossing of the index and middle finger and the crossing of the ring and pinky finger. If done right, this technique will shred any girl brave enough to try.

hey trev, did you bang that girl last night?

no man, she wasnt having it so i gave her the shredder instead. I shredded her all night!

by Shank Diesel October 12, 2007

Shredder

A good snowboarder from the 80's!!!

this guy is a fucking shredder. He shreds down the line on his neon kemper laser board!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Dead Shredder

1. When a guy puts his hand on his Penis and his partner or whomever moves his arm, thus stroking his man meat with his hand.

2. To give someone a handjob with their own hand.

Jason Mewes demonstrated the Dead Shredder to Seth Rogen at the end of Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

by DJ Dingus January 16, 2010