spoingus

term used to describe when you and your buddy are both on the same wavelength in terms of sillyness and you begin finagling, which may be followed by a spoingus.

Damn, those guys just got a spoingus!

by Xeraasky November 4, 2023

Spoingus

A person who is utterly retarded and sometimes silly

You see tha dude deh? He issa fuckin spoingus

by Kyylx1 January 10, 2024

shbingus

It’s what you call Jake when he’s being any of the following : annoying, funny, cute, amazing, not amazing, relatable and many more.

“Hey I got you this gift!” - Jake

“Awww thanks shbingus!” - Kenzie

by notshbingus February 19, 2024

shwingus

An undesirable good, similar to the use of chopped liver in idioms.

Alternatively, the acronym S.H.W.I.N.G.U.S. (shwingus hingus wingus ingus ningus gingus ungus sungus).

A: I can’t go to your wedding, I have my dog’s half birthday.
B: What am I, shwingus? It’s my wedding!

by Grunkle Funkus February 23, 2024

Shbingus

A word used to describe a friend when doing something funny, amusing, annoying, or simply being a shbingus. Similar to Dingus, but with more impact.

Daryl and Beth are bowling and Daryl misses completely:

Daryl: oh no I missed!
Beth: you’re such a shbingus!

by notshbingus February 27, 2024

slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025

Grossus Shlongus Personus

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020