Shovel Ready 

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

Shovel Ready by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Shovel-Up

A night of drug snorting such as cocaine, MDMA etc

Last night me and the wife had a proper shovel-up

Shovel-Up by Hughezy October 27, 2016

Shovel monkey

Originaly a name given to a building site labourer, the meaning of "Shovel monkey" has since expanded to include any unskilled worker.

Spike: Icould do with a coffee.

Sam: Get the Shovel monkey (Nick) to make one, he's just a cockerny twat anyway.

Shovel monkey by Beardyblob April 28, 2008

Shovel chip 

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip

Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"

Shovel chip by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016

shovel-buddy

The only person that knows where you stash your porn, drugs or sextoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.

"Ron Jeremy needs a shovel-buddy."

"I sure hope my shovel-buddy remembers where I put this"

shovel-buddy by JMosh July 9, 2007

shovel butt 

A persons back side which is shaped somewhat like a shovel; a flatt ass; or a long droopy ass.

Yo! That chick does't have an ass, she has a shovel butt!

shovel butt by mpe~aka~Easy June 14, 2009

shovel dog 

A gif of a dog being repeatedly hit with a shovel and being killed. The gif is notorious for popping up in places people would least expect them, often used for shock value by Edgelords and sociopaths because they may find it humorous.
Some people even made memes with the gif featured in it which is used to bait people in the popular chatting software Discord.

Guy1: Hey guys, I have this really stupid idea that will change the world
Guy2: What are you even talking about?
Guy3: When in doubt, Shovel dog.

shovel dog by ɯʇdS February 10, 2019